my blog about you
you're tall. not as skinny as before, but it suits you just fine.
I like you, in spite of the fact that you don't really like baseball(matter o' fact, i wore that ranger t-shirt the other day)
i know how you feel about post roast, and i'll make it for you-that's just the kind of girl i am.
don't get a big head, but i know how smart you are.
don't feel dumb, but you have no idea what you're talking about; my good can kick your hate's ass.
it's gonna be cold, but you're gonna have fun-i'll make ya laugh.
you make me laugh.
i knew you didn't die.
you should give your sister a break.
my karma CAN overcome curses, but i won't take any souveniers, anyway.
i can't wait to see you in your fancy prom suit. are you getting me a corsage?
i think you should grow your hair. i wanna see how close to napoleon you look, you liger.
for whatever the worth--i wrote this, in its entirety, naked.
posted by daisyduke @ 5:53 PM
7 Comments:
Good thing that last lin was the last line, or else I wouldn't have read the rest.
Tell me the truth. You're naked because you're all worked up thinking about my long hairy arms holding you tight, aren't you?
thats sweet girlfriend..and johns alter ego had to go and ruin the warm fuzzy's i was feeling..nimrod
i was naked just because it was monday, monkey...because i can. i do it all time. if rat's goombas were any good, they'd have told you that's how I spend my days and nights...
quit raining on parades, by the way. dusty got that nice picture just for us and someone from your camp just shot her down cold...it's not even monday. have you gotten laid lately? maybe that's the solution
I don't know what the heck I said, but I loved the picture damn it!
I'll have to start doing my own recon work obviously. My goombahs aren't dumb. They keep saying they cannot find you, but all the while they are probably filming you. What can I do?
And no, I haven't. I know it would be the solution but the stupind monkey never fails to freak out the women I bring by.
Are you on a mission to antagonize me? Every blog I went to tonight, you seemed to have contradicted what I said. If you need attention, just ask. You don't have to kick my ass all over creation to get noticed. Geez.
naked karma post roast
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